Mistaken Identity

[Word deleted] it! Turns out I did make frontpage news for my heroic citizen's arrest of a highway stone-throwing terrorist. But the newspaper skewed the truth -- as usual. According to them, it was a racist attack on an innocent youngster trying to cross the highway. Some motorist -- obviously a commie sympathising atheist satanist bastard -- reportedly saw the whole event unfolding like a big budget action movie. I supposedly screeched to a halt on the highway, narrowly avoiding a huge car pile-up, and then ran like a beserk, demon-possessed lunatic across the road and rugby-tackled an innocent kid on the side of the road. And then I supposedly proceeded to assault him in the most violent racist attack the motorist has seen since the riot police days under apartheid, tied him up and threw him in the back of my vehicle and tore off at high speed. The last part was accurate, at least.

There are no innocent black kids standing on the side of the highway. They're all potential stone-throwing terrorists. I did the city a favour by arresting him, whether he was the stone thrower or not. At least now he knows that a life of terror will catch up with him, should he choose to follow the devil.

I plan to send this newspaper article to my American guest as an example of how I've again been persecuted for preaching the gospel. This will be splashed on every right wing fundamentalist Christian newsletter and website to prove that whites should have never surrendered power to the commies.

Fight the good fight. Complete world domination is a stone's throw away.