Fire Insurance

Fr Gerard Joseph reckons he has been reading my comments about Muslims, Catholics and just about every other *normal* person. Accuses me of spewing hatred at the world and suggests I should try a positive blog for a change.

First of all, I don't accept criticism from child-molesting homo priests who worship Mary and serve Satan.

Secondly, I don't believe there is anything positive to say about this doomed world. God is going to burn it all to hell on Judgment Day, so why speak positively about damnation? It's my calling in life to proclaim hellfire on a doomed world so sinners can't turn around and accuse me of failing to warn them of the coming wrath of God when they are being thrown headfirst into the Lake of Fire.

Thirdly, I don't accept criticism from anyone, period. If I'm really affronted, like I've been when supposedly fundamentalist Christian folk accused me of lying and mismanagement and God-forbid, sexual misconduct ... then I'll write a book defending myself. What I mean by that is I'll entirely sidestep all the accusations and spend about 150 pages talking about all my valuable contributions to the cause of missions, like delivering Bibles and other helpful things like tracts and hymnbooks and clerical collars to persecuted Christians. I'll throw in a few inflammatory statements about my accusers, linking them to worldwide demonic attempts to undermine the work of the Lord.

Like I've said before, the best defense is a good offense.

Lastly, Fr Joseph, your father is Satan. You better get some good fire insurance. You're going to need it where you're going.

Fight the good fight.