Free State

So they've thrown another worthless politician into prison. They should throw away the key, but instead of life imprisonment like he deserves for being the crook and atheist that he is, he'll get treated like a VIP and be out on parole before his wife even misses him. (If I know this corrupt government, they'll probably sneak her in to give him some special conjugal pleasures while the other inmates have to do themselves.)

My opinions are quite transparent and obvious: every black commie politico should be locked up for life. But there's a bigger issue here -- what are we to do about our overcrowded prisons and out-of-control crime rate? It's just going to cost the God-fearing, mostly-law-abiding tax payer more and more to send away these thieving, raping, murdering buggers. Here's my solution ...

Let's create a giant shooting range. I suggest the Free State -- and we don't change the name, just because of the irony. We build a huge electrified fence around the whole province, give all the God-fearing mielie farmers nice new farms somewhere else, and then put all the criminals and commie politicians inside. We can then have human-hunting safaris -- I'm sure right wingers from the US will pay a mint for my new and improved version of canned hunting. I sure as hell would spend much of my donor-sponsored funds on this live target shooting. Beats chasing Liberty, my Sudanese-convert garden boy, around the garden with my paintball gun.

Eventually we'll wipe out all the criminals and atheist politicians and the mielie farmers can have their province back. I think Jesus may just decide to come back to this regenerated land rather than Israel.

Fight the good fight.