Shooting Kids

By now you've probably heard about the Amish school shootings. Shame. Terrible. But it need not have happened. I've been saying the same thing for what feels like an eternity, but still people will not listen to reason. Here's what I've been saying – the bit that people just don't seem to hear:

Kids should be trained to use guns.

There, I've said it (again). If that moron had to walk into my homeschool and tried to murder my kids, he'd be met by a volley of bullets that would blow most of his extremities clean off his body, including his head. He wouldn't need to turn his gun on himself – my offspring would put him out of his misery with pleasure. In fact, they'd relish the target practice.

Toy guns just don't cut it. Kids need to practice with the real thing. And then these school shootings would not happen. But come to think of it, Christians should homeschool their kids anyway. Much safer – no secular humanist influence, no evolution lies, just fundamentalist Christian values.

I've got to go ... my kids are waiting for me to take them through their gun-safety class, which is always a Friday highlight.

Fight the good fight.