Halloween Kids Beware

Yes, I know it's Halloween at the end of the month. Stop sending me copious reminders.

Of course I'm planning a similar counter-Halloween protest like last year.

No, I'm not stupid enough to involve my kids again.

I'm not sure whether I'll use live ammo this time or go with the paintball option like last year. I like to be spontaneous.

Thanks for the suggestion that I use Liberty this time and make him the fall guy. I'm still contemplating this option, but he's really doing a great job on my roses. I'd hate to lose his gardening services. I'd have to go on a new mission to Sudan, make another convert and bring him back to replace Liberty who'd by then be rotting away in Pollsmoor. It's doable, but what a schlep. The new guy could totally ruin my rose bushes and I'd have to take serious disciplinary measures. Perhaps even break Liberty out of prison to come and revive my roses. It's all starting to sound like a bad idea.

But believe me, whatever goes down, young demon worshipers are going to be sorry they celebrated the Devil's birthday.

Fight the good fight.